2GB+ for Minecraft

I need a VPS with the following specs, within LEB ($7/month) pricing:

2GB or more RAM
NO XEON E5 - NEED HIGH CLOCK SPEED
Preferably KVM
Preferably 1Gb/s port
High I/O speed
At least 1TB B/W
As near as possible to Seattle or Chicago. Anywhere directly between them is okay too.

Please, no "This is impossible, you're stupid" responses.