I figured I'd order one of his OpenVZ servers that I see advertised everywhere.
[root@server1 ~]# ./bench.sh
CPU model : Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 220 @ 1.20GHz
Number of cores : 1
CPU frequency : 1200.088 MHz
Total amount of ram : 256 MB
Total amount of swap : 256 MB
System uptime : 11 days, 5:59,
I/O speed : 94.3 MB/s
Yup, a "company" is using a 1 core CPU. The IP returns to OVH, so the network is as one would expect.
All in all, I got a chuckle out of it so it's worth the $7 I paid. :)